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Guy on train:  I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
Me:  *turns up music*
Guy:  I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
Me:  *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
Guy:  Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
Me:  
Guy:  Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
Lady by door:  Hey. Leave her alone.
Guy:  Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
Lady:  *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
Me:  Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
Lady cop:  I can make that happen.
Guy:  Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
Lady cop:  And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
Entire train:  *applauds*

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"Is it just a bad night or am I getting bad again?"
-I ask myself this all the time (via lonexwxlf)

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arendellesque:

singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth

then it just becomes a soap opera

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